Stuffed Hen.
I have reached the age where weddings and babies are a common occurrence amongst my friends, and so for the second time this year I find myself organising a ‘hen do’.
Whilst emailing prospective ‘hens’ my brain started to whirl and wonder, why the hell am I referred to as a ‘hen’?
The groom and his boisterous group of roisterers get to be called stags.
It made me think.
I want to be a sodding stag. A stag makes a great first impression. A stag is powerful. It’s proud. It’s got integrity, it’s got poise and it demands respect.
But as I paused for thought I asked myself, what is the point in lusting after unoriginality? Why set my sights on what the men have got?
So I have decided to go one better. I’m going with something magical, something mystifying, something that’s got grace and vigour by the bucketload, but is also shrouded in a superhuman, supernatural strength that no one can ever quite put their finger on.
When I get married, I’m having a fricking Unicorn Do.
Much like my Monday pondering, The Daily Post is asking what sparks our ideas this week. This post was inspired by my whirring brain and a couple of the many eclectic treasures I have hidden around my home.
Love this! Just remember, Unican!
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Fantastic!
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I hope this catches on.
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Oh yeah!
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Yes!! Be a Freakin Unicorn!
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Go for it!
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Ever seen the movie – The Last Unicorn? Yes – be one, be the last – and save all the rest!
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Ooh I haven’t even heard of it, I shall have to hunt it out!
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It’s old – used to be on HBO a good bit in the early 80s, but our library has it maybe yours would too.
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Excellent choice. 🙂
I have a work colleague who recently, being of frugal disposition, combined his own Stag and his good ladies’ Hen. However the bride-to-be wasn’t best pleased being called a “Hag”.
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Hmm yes, it needs a better term. I’ve heard them called ‘stens’. I guess mine would be a stunicorn, or a unicag, it doesn’t really work… best kept separate methinks.
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